Mission

We document local cryptids, almost-cryptids, and that one raccoon that has a following. Field notes preferred; vibes accepted.

Photo blur authenticity Footprint plausibility

Upcoming Events

October 2026 — Bayou Night Watch

Bring batteries. Leave certainty at home.

April 2027 — Evidence Potluck

Share prints, casts, and denials from spouses.

Membership

Dues: one flashlight and a willingness to name your blurry photo something Latin-ish.

File a Sighting

Sightings are confidential until the group chat ruins that.

Cryptid Documentation Board

Believe responsibly.

Voseph Jinas

Voseph Jinas

Chief Blur Analyst

W. Qate Tilliams

W. Qate Tilliams

Footprint Plausibility

Warry Lilliams II

Warry Lilliams II

Latin-ish Namer

Maul Porgan

Maul Porgan

Bayou Night Warden

Prett Bodolsky

Prett Bodolsky

Spouse Denial Liaison

Duckworth Mallard

Duckworth Mallard

Battery Quartermaster

Portraits adapted from public materials for this entirely fictional organization. Not an official portrait of any real board. HCCDLA is not a criminal-defense organization, bar association, or actual duck.

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