Mission
We unite backyard athletes who take cornhole too seriously and darts just seriously enough. Sliding on wet grass is a recognized technique.
Bag airtime
Dart cluster tightness
Upcoming Events
July 2026 — Dual Threat Classic
Cornhole until dusk; darts until someone finds the lights.
September 2026 — The Wet-Grass Open
Umbrellas banned. Towels encouraged.
Membership
Dues: one regulation bag set or a dartboard that isn’t warped like a potato chip.
Brackets are drawn on poster board. Corrections in marker.
Cornhole & Darts Commission
Regulation excuses declined.
Mark W. Bennett
Bag Airtime Judge
Markus Bennet
Bullseye Ombudsman
Marc Bennett
Wet-Grass Technician
Marque Bennett
Bracket Calligrapher
Markette Bennett
Excuse Rejection Desk
Marek Bennett
Dual Threat Captain
Not official portraits of any real board. HCCDLA is not a criminal-defense organization, bar association, or actual beanbag.